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7月10日

The Perfect Job

I don't know if it is possible to find the perfect job or not.

Over the last few weeks, I have been talking to several companies about opportunities. These conversations have been fun, and the interviewing has really been entertaining as well.

Interviewing - I bet you have all heard the basic questions, like, "What is your biggest weakness?" So, during the process, I put together my top 10 questions.

  1. Why are you leaving your current position? Also, why did you leave your last job?
  2. Can you describe a typical day at your last job?
  3. How do you handle stress?
  4. If you could change the last X number of years of your professional life, what would you change?
  5. What major challenges did you face in your last position and how did you respond to those challenges?
  6. Can you describe an occassion where you made a mistake and what you did afterwards?
  7. What did you like/dislike about your previous supervisors?
  8. How do you feel about travel?
  9. How do you keep up on the constantly changing technology?
  10. Why would you like to work for our organization?

My all time favorite question is, "What are your salary expectations?"

So, since I have all of these questions and appropriate answers memorized, the next step is always the initial technical screening. It is very unusual to have any issues with the technicals screen unless the interviewer doesn't know the right answer to their own questions. This has happened more than a few times with me which has resulted in me sending them email in the middle of the interview with the proof that my answer was right. Then the joy of salary negotiation, which I actually like doing.

OK, back to the perfect job for me. I thought about it long and hard. What were the things that I loved about previous jobs and what are the things that pissed me off most about previous jobs. The pissed off part was easiest. :)

So, what are the things that I like to do? So, another list...

  1. Speaking at conferences
  2. Helping others through newsgroups and blogging
  3. Writing and technical reviewing the work of other offers
  4. Researching new technologies
  5. Train and help others learn new technologies
  6. Consulting - By this, I mean indentifying issues, creating solutions, and helping to deploy fixes to existing and new environments
  7. Be able to leave work at a reasonable time - the always missing work/home life balance which everyone claims to support

I looked at all of the opportunities in front of me, and it was real easy to eliminate a few companies.

So, the result? I accepted a position with a great company, Mindsharp. I will be working as a lead courseware developer as well as a technical lead for all things related to Unified Communications. The first project? Yep, finish the courseware and get it out into the market place. After that, I will be working as a trainer on the courses that I help develop and will also work as a consultant in UC.

I can't wait to get started!

6月19日

More Life Changes

In case the rumor mill didn't get around to you, yes, it is true, I am no longer a Microsoft employee.

At this point, everyone says, "Wow, that was fast!"

I loved working for Microsoft. However, I found that some positions are a great deal different from others. In my case, a great deal of the success of the position depends on customer satisfaction. The situation was fumbled, in my opinion.

  1. The customer was not told I was coming and was not told anything at all until I was there and in my first meeting. This is a great example of how not to treat valued customers. You should always keep them in the loop when resources are changing or when resources are not going to be available for reasons like vacations.
  2. Once the customer knew that I was there, they were never told what the transition plan was and what they could expect during the transition.
  3. I was not properly introduced to the customer, which means that I didn't know for a couple of weeks which people were the ones that I would interact with on a regular basis and was not told which ones need extra hand holding or special treatment versus the others in the group.
  4. I also was not told that the customer was in the process of negotiating its Enterprise Agreement and that thing would be pretty sticky/strained for several months during the negotiation.

So, what it really came down to was communication. All in all, communication was not up to par, in my opinion. I am pretty sure everyone involved agrees that it could have been done much better. I am also sure that a couple of people really learned a few important lessons in customer management. However, life goes on, and the options are endless.

Anyways, what it came down to was that the customer was not happy about the situation and even though things were getting better as they got to know me, it just was not worth the risk involved from Microsoft's side and from my side to move my family and hope that it would all work out in the end. It really was a mutual agreement, to a degree. I hold no ill-will towards Microsoft at all. It was just not the perfect situation. I may end up back at Microsoft in the future.

So what is next? Nothing but better things. I am currently talking to five different companies and have a solid verbal agreement with one of them which needs CEO approval before it becomes a done deal. It looks like I will come out ahead in this situation. My family is thrilled that I am not moving, and I am also extremely happy to be back at home.

4月8日

Why Some People Don't Drink

This discussion has come up a couple of times in recent months among some friends.
 
I drink. Rarely, but I do drink. I also smoke. I don't smoke cigarettes, but I do smoke cigars. I will not admit, publically, to other things that I have done. :)
 
OK, the point that I would like to make is that some people really don't have a reason why they don't drink other than they never really started. I am kind of one of them. I drank a little in High School. Yes, Mom, I did. You didn't know, but I did. I drank a little during my time in the Army. I drank when I was in college. I also drink now. How much? It really hasn't changed much over the years; I drink about 1-2 drinks a month on average. That is all.
 
What I find fun is finding out why some people don't drink. The stories are pretty wild. An old friend of mine stopped drinking many years ago after an incident. To summarize it, he was out having a great time, met a young (this is a key word) lady and took her home. When he woke up the next morning, she asked him to take her to school. He immediately thought she mean that she had an early class at the local college as she told him the night before that she was a freshman. He found out that morning that she was a freshman in High School. Yep. Bad situation. Since then he not only stopped drinking, he started checking I.D.'s on all of his dates.
 
I have a recommendation for those that don't drink, and don't have a story: Make up a really great story. Have fun with it. I don't recommend the above story, though.
 
A good friend of mine doesn't drink, and he doesn't have a story, so a couple of us made up some stories for him to use in the future. I had a blast doing it. Some of the stories are best told only in person, as they are a bit outlandish and far from stories that can be shared in public.
 
Anyways, you can tell stories about waking up naked in a forest. You can tell stories about waking up in a foreign country and not remembering how you got there. You can even tell stories about waking up wearing a pink nightgown (if you are a guy). Think of something fun to say rather than being boring and stiff and saying, "I just never started."
 
The other day, somebody asked me why I don't drink because they have never seen me drink before. So, I took the opportunity to have some fun. I just said, "Well, it was a late night after some heavy drinking. It was raining. There was a van full of Nuns... Well, I really don't want to get into it, but it was horrific, and I am sure I am going to Hell." I really played up the hurt look in my eyes and even shed a bit of a tear. Three or four people gasped...  I let it sit out there for about 20 seconds of silence before I told them that I was kidding. By the way, I don't think any of them like me very much after that one. <G>
 
I have decided to come up with a better story, so if you have a really good one, let me know. In the meantime, I will continue to drink on occassion.
1月17日

The State of Major League Baseball

I just can't believe what has been happening to my favorite sport in these last few years.
 
1. Rampant use of illegal drugs.
2. Officials covering up the use of these drugs.
3. The player's union thinking that these are bargaining points and not facing that they should not be supporting illegal drug use, either.
4. Extremely rediculous salaries.
 
I understand that sports and the athletes are in the entertainment business. I understand that they have unique skills. But... ummm... wow!
 
Jason Jennings, a pitcher with an career losing record, a pitcher that had major surgery last year, a pitcher that has had his worst year ever prior to being injured, is going to get 4 million dollars next year.
 
WTF!!!
 
I am going to be one of the first to say that I think he is a tremendous talent and his record and other stats are pretty skewed because he played for the Colorado Rockies (GO ROCKS!!!) for almost his entire career, but I just can't believe he got that much money. Something is seriously wrong here.
 
BTW, I hope all of the known steroid users and Human Growth Hormone users all grow a third testicle and that it appears under their chins. I hope that Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds never get into the Hall of Fame. Liars and cheaters should never prosper.
12月23日

Green Chile Recipe

It is Christmas Eve eve, the 23rd. This is the day where I do most of my prep work for Christmas Eve when we will have dozens of people in our home making tamales and eating multiple wonderful treats.
 
So, it is time for my Chile Verde. I have worked for years on this recipe, but it really is not difficult at all. So here is what you need:
 
      • Two large cans of Mild Hatch's Green Chiles (27oz cans for 54oz total) - During the summer, I use freshly roasted green chiles, but that just isn't an option in the Winter months.
      • Two medium onions.
      • 4-5 good size cloves of garlic. Please understand the difference between a bulb and a clove.
      • One large can (28oz) of stewed and diced tomatoes. You can use two smaller cans (12-14 oz) instead.
      • 3-4 lbs of lean pork cut into small cubes.
      • One small can (4oz) of diced hot jalepenos.
      • One Cup flour.
      • Salt.
  1. Dice the onions into nice small pieces.
  2. Grind up the garlic and add it to the onions.
  3. Brown the pork in a extremely large pot or pan and then add the onions and garlic to the pork. Cook it to about 3/4 done.
  4. Dice the green chile and then add it to the pork mix. 
  5. Squish the tomatoes so they resemble small crushed pieces and add them to the mix.
  6. Add the diced jalepenos. You may want to ony add half the can and see how hot it is before you add the rest.
  7. Add about two quarts of water and simmer the mixture. I usually let is simmer on medium until it starts to boil then turn it down a bit and let it continue simmering for about 2 hours because I like the pork to reach the stage where it is falling apart.
  8. Mix one cup of flour with 2-3 cups of water, blend well, and add to the mixture. Let simmer for another 30-45 minutes.
  9. Add salt to taste.
  10. Add more jalepenos to taste.

This recipe makes a huge pot of green chile, so you might want to halve everything.

8月7日

Keeping up with the Malones

I have been fairly happy with my Yamaha V-Star 1300 Touring edition motorcycle.  There have been many times, though, that I wanted something bigger and louder.
 
Recently, Ted Malone upgraded his Suzuki and replaced it with a really nice Harley-Davidson. It is a really nice bike.
 
Well, I would have none of that, Ted is not allowed to have anything nicer than me, so I, already having the bug, went and picked up my own Harley-Davidson motorcycle and made sure it was better than Ted's. My new bike is an Electa Glide Classic Ultra.
 
I feel much better now.
7月29日

Cigar Answers

I decided to take some of my cigar blogs from here and start another blog, www.cigaranswers.com.
 
So far, with no publicity, it is starting to attrack a few subscribers. Why am I doing it? Because, simply, cigars are an art form that I don't feel are appreciated enough. If I can help people understand more about them, then I will feel better about myself.
 
I absolutely love good cigars, and I think the rest of the world is crazy for not sharing my love. :)
 
Anyways, come and visit. I have a back log of questions that people have asked, so I have plenty of material for the near future. 
7月4日

My Puppy as an Adult

As a puppy raiser for Canine Companions for Independence, I get the joy of raising wonderful little bundles of fur into fully mature dogs ready to take on the world.
 
My second puppy, Emile, was the model of all such puppies. He just seemed to understand from day one what was ahead for him, and not only did he accept it, he thrived on it.
 
Emile is assigned locally. That means I get to see him every now and then, but there is no better way to see him than in an article in the Denver University magazine. Emile is at the bottom of the article here on DU students and faculty that utilize service dogs. Becki, his person, just adores him, and he adores her, too. They are the perfect match.
 
Linked to this article is another article about service dogs. This article features a picture of a good friend and two wonderful puppies in training. I am so proud of these people!
 
If you are looking for a good program to donate some of your hard earned money, I can't recommend CCI enough.
5月12日

Canine Companions for Independence

Some of you already know this, but for the others, I help raise puppies for Canine Companions for Independence. They are an incredible organization that has been around for over 25 years.
 
Anyways, we just had a turn-in the other day. Turn-in is that terrible day when you have to give your puppy back to CCI after having spent every day 24 hours a day with it for the last 14-18 months. OK, it isn't really that much work. The expectations are simple, after taking on a cute little 7-9 week old puppy, us puppy raisers provide basic obedience training and lots of socialization. That includes classes twice a month for about an hour and 20-30 minutes of direct work per day plus the indirect work of watching to make sure your puppy learns how to live in and behave in a home environment.
 
Back to the original purpose of this entry: One of the puppy raisers works for a local TV station and has been providing a little bit of information about what it is like to raise a puppy for CCI. You can find Hudson's (that is the puppy's name) blog here. Hudson is a gorgeous black lab/golden retriever mix. He is now at CCI going through advanced training.
 
The program, for puppy raisers, works kind of like this:
  1. You apply to be a puppy raiser here.
  2. If your application looks good, you will have a couple of phone interviews and then a visit by a current puppy raiser and a puppy. During the visit, they will check out the home life and check out arrangements for the puppy like where they will be kenneled and what kind of play area is available for them.
  3. If all goes well, you will be approved.
  4. Then, it is time to wait. Depending upon the number of puppies and the number of current raisers, it could be a few months or it could be a few days and then you get the call. Your puppy can be shipped to you, or you can go to CCI and get your puppy.
  5. The joys of the cute little guy will overwelm your heart until you lose a couple of nights sleep while the puppy settles in. Also, for the first couple of months, you will be getting up on a regular basis in the middle of the night to let the puppy hurry (CCI command to toilet). The puppy will learn to hold it soon enough and will learn to go on command before bedtime every night.
  6. Pretty much from day one, you will start taking your new little bundle of love to training classes and will learn how to train your puppy.
  7. You will pay for the food and vet bills (keep track, they are wonderful write offs) as well as mileage for trips to the vet and trips for training.
  8. When your puppy hits the magical 5 month age, that is when life is wonderful because the puppy is now allowed to go every where with you in public.
  9. From 5 months until the time of turn-in, you will take the puppy to classes, to work, to the grocery store, and so on. People will start getting mad at you if you show up at their store without your puppy. People will remember your puppy's name, but not remember yours. You will no longer be able to make quick trips to the store because you will be stopped by all sorts of people wanting to know about your puppy and they will ask questions like "How can you do that?"
  10. Turn-in is the worst time of all. You now have to give CCI its puppy back. The best way to handle it is to fly out to CCI with your puppy and attend the graduation ceremony to see how much love your puppy will get if it is placed and how much love your puppy will give if it is placed. It makes it so much easier to let the puppy go when you see the great connection of these guys and gals have with the puppies. You will cry at the graduation ceremony, you will cry when you give up the puppy, and you will cry over drinks with other puppy raisers that also turned in their puppies.
  11. The next 6-9 months will be spent waiting to hear if your puppy will be released (several reasons exist) or whether your puppy will graduate. "The call" is very stressful. Only about 30% of the puppies make it through to graduation. A few more are selected to be used for breeding stock. The rest are the ones that make it difficult. You, as the puppy raiser, get first choice as to whether you want to take the puppy back as a pet, or you can help adopt him out to one of the many families out there looking for a well trained and loving dog.
The next step is to decided whether to do it again. I, personally, am addicted. I will probably raise puppies for the rest of my life. I am currently raising my fourth.
 
Puppy #1 - Creole. He is my personal great big hunk of love. He was released and it was an easy choice to bring him back as he has a special skill. He is able to predict my seizures. The trainer that had him at CCI said it was obvious that Creole wanted to go back home to me. I am glad he made the decision. One of the most wonderful things about CCI is that they really do let the dogs make the decision as to whether they will work or move on to something else.
 
Puppy #2 - Emile. He is working for a wonderful young lady in the area. She is a college student, so Emile gets to continue to work on his education every day. It was obvious from day 1 that Emile was going to graduate. He loved to get dressed and work every day.
 
Puppy #3 - Griffen. Griffen never was meant to work. It was also obvious very early on. He hated to work. He hated to get dressed. He is, however, the most loving dog that I have ever seen and he just adores kids. We help get him adopted out to a family in the area with two young children. They adore him and he adores them. He is a very happy dog.
 
Puppy #4 - Tertia. She is a real sweetie. You can really see the love in her eyes. She wiggles and wiggles all different directions and loves to go to work. At almost 7 months now, she is starting to fill out, but appears that she will be a bit small for a lab mix. She is doing really well though so far.
 
Puppy #5 - ??? I can't wait to see what awaits me next.
1月8日

Snow and Motorcycles Don't go Together

I love my scooter. I love to ride it around town. I do not love to ride it on the highway.
 
OK, that said, the best way to get from my house to work is to take the highway. Solution? Buy a big touring bike.
 
After lots of research, I decided to buy a Yamaha V Star 1300 Touring motorcycle. I love it. Nice and big, stable at high speeds, and it looks nice. It is liquid cooled and fuel injected. I have the 75th one made.
 
Anyways, it has been snowing the last couple of weeks here in the Denver area, and I am really getting edgy. I love to ride, but I can't. It is killing me. I think this is the longest stretch of bad weather that we have ever had in Denver. I wonder if other riders in the area are jonesing as bad as I am.
 
Anyways, here I am asking for everyone to say a short prayer for me. Make it either a "Lay off the snow in Denver" prayer or a "Help Russ get over his jones" prayer.
12月23日

What to do with 27 inches of Snow

Yep, it is true. We had a nice snow storm the other day. Many people were stranded in their cars, other stranded at work, and some stranded at the airport and even in buses and trains.
 
My biggest problem, since I was off of work anyways, was how many blankets to use. Yep, I was nice and cozy and well insulated in my goose down/goose feather blanket. Oddly, the label says nothing about what happened to the geese (assuming it was more than one goose involved)so that their down and feathers suddenly became available. I have some suspicians, but I just don't have time to investigate.
 
Anyways, the toughest thing about this storm is probably going to be digging out the entire driveway. As many know, it is pretty big, and it all needs to be done, as well as parking spaces in front of the house, so that people can park when they come over to make Tamales. For that, I will enlist small people with a strong desire to make money with their shovels. They are also known as neighborhood kids.
 
I can't wait to see what they do with all of the snow. I can only imagine that I will have a 7 foot pile in my front yard since that is really the only place it can go. I did the math. I measured the front yard, I measured the driveway, and I measured the front area for parking. According to my math, I will one huge wamping (yep, that really is a term of measurement) pile of snow in my front yard.
 
I will let everyone know if my math works out when the work is completed. I have contracted for completion by end of business on Saturday. Of course, not many kids understand what that means.
 
Update: The rest of the snow was shoveled into the front yard, but the math did not work. I actually watched the process, and as each shovel full was thrown into the front yard, it appeared to be absorbed by the receiving snow and had no real impact on the depth. Perhaps there is a density property that needs to be included as part of the overall formula.
8月18日

Goodbye Mid-Life Crisis

Seven years ago, in October, I purchased my 1982 Corvette. I feel in love with it, bought it, and brought it home. All of my friends called it the Mid-Life Crisis.
 
Well, seven years later, life has changed:
My left knee is shot and it just kills me getting in and out of the 'vette.
I now have my Burgman scooter to drive in nice weather, and to be honest, I like riding it more than driving the 'vette.
Gas is starting to get up there, too.
 
I know I will miss my 24 year old Chevy. It still drove like a dream. I loved that I could drive at 55mph and it would run at 1,900 RPM. It barely had to stress itself at that speed. Plus with the T-Tops off, it was a really nice warm weather ride. Life changes, so, seven years and 28,532 miles later, I decided to sell it. That doesn't sound like much, but I really did try to drive it on a regular basis. The odometer was at 64,334 when I sold it.
 
I just had to replace the Corvette, though, so today I bought a PT Cruiser Convertible with the Turbo 2.4L engine. Personally, I do not like the hard top PT Cruiser. I don't like the lines of it, but the convertible has a much different look, and I love the way it feels. Plus, it is easy to get into and out of it since it has higher seats. I would never get the PT Cruiser without the turbo, either. It just doesn't have enough guts without the turbo.
 
It has been an interesting weak. Out goes one car, in comes another. To acknowledge the changing of the guard, I am going to smoke a good cigar and get some sleep.
8月4日

New Job, Same as an Old Job

Today was my last day at Infocrossing.  It has been a little over two years, and it was a difficult decision to make. When I started with the company, our name was (i)Structure and we were owned by Level(3). It was an interesting situation because we were making good money, but Level(3) was sucking wind.
 
Level(3), in their infinite wisdom, sold us to Infocrossing. It was a good match, for Infocrossing. We both specialized in outsourcing of infrastructure. We kept bumping heads in the market place. In fact, some of us feel that Infocrossing bought us because we were always kicking their asses when it came to acquiring new business.
 
Anyways, after the buyout, I told myself I would give it 6 months to a year and evaluate whether I would move on or not. I really hadn't gotten to the point where I was not happy, so I never started that evaluation process.
 
About 8 months had passed since the buy out, and I got a call from Ameriteach. I used to work there as a trainer and loved it. Well, they asked me to consider coming back to work for them. I jumped at it. OK, to be truthful, I took a few days. I am so looking forward to getting back into the classroom full-time and ramping up on the latests and greatest Microsoft technologies once again.
 
I am really going to miss everyone at Infocrossing. They have some great people and some fantastic managers. To them, I will always wish for the best.
 
As to my new bosses, I truely think the world of them and I am so glad they wanted me back again. It is a great feeling!

Re-introducing Myself

I am Russ Kaufmann, and yes, I am a geek. Yes, I have all of those neat initials denoting certifications that include MCSE+I, MCT, CTT+, and MVP in Windows Server-Clustering. I specialize in Exchange, IIS, SharePoint Portal Server, and Clustering. I am very proud of being only one of six people to ever be awarded the MVP award in Clustering. I did some major sucking up to make that happen.

During the day, I work full-time for Ameriteach, an IT Training company in Greenwood Village, Colorado. During my breaks, while others are outside smoking, I am in the Microsoft newsgroups answering questions about Windows clustering. I even eat lunch over my keyboard while reading my RSS feeds and reviewing the newsgroups.

At night, I morph into... the same guy, but then I work for ClusterHelp.com where I work hard at developing good training material for those that want to learn server clustering in the Microsoft world. If you need training on Microsoft Windows Server Clustering, we are the ones you want. My partner, Rodney R. Fournier (another MVP in Clustering), and I spent several hundred hours making this web site and the materials happen. The course is only available about 8-10 times a year, so you need to schedule in advance if you want the chance to attend. I have also co-authored four different books, written courseware for Microsoft, and edited several other courses and books over the years.

I keep two blogs, this one is focused more on me as a person trying to relate to real life while my other blog is devoted to my life's work trying to help others understand and utilize Microsoft Windows Server Clusters (pretty lame, eh?). This blog, A Working Geek's Life, is the one that scares away all technical recruiters. Recruiters read about how strange I am and how my mind works, and they stop calling me.

A quick summary of my life goes something like this:

  • Born and raised in Aurora, Colorado.
  • Ran away from home and joined the US Army where I learned some completely useless skills unless you want some help destabilizing a foreign government. I was a complete fool back then living in jungles and jumping out of crappy aircraft.
  • Went to the University of Colorado where I received my BSBA in Business Finance and my MBA in Information Systems.
  • Discovered the world of computers while at Texas A&M as a Ph.D. candidate.
  • Created my own white box computer company and consulting firm, Advanced Computing, in Colorado Springs, Colorado.
  • Worked my way through lots of jobs that got geekier and geekier until I reached my current level.

I love computers!  Really.  If I didn't have a job in the field, I would probably still be sitting at my computer late at night working on something computer related. Wait a second... that is what I am doing right now. Yes, computers are my job and my hobby. I am one of the lucky ones that really loves my work.

I am such a geek that I tell geek jokes and tell them badly. For example:

  • Why did the geek give Christmas presents at Halloween? Because OCT 31 = DEC 25 (Octal and Decimal... really, try it.)
  • There are 10 types of people in the world. Those that know binary and those that don't.
  • Two men walked into a bar... That is as far as I get before I start wondering why neither of them ducked.
  • Two IT guys were talking in a bar after work. "Guess what," says the first IT guy, "yesterday, I met this gorgeous blonde in a bar."

"What did you do?" says the other IT guy.

"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had a couple of drinks, we got into the mood and then she suddenly asked me to take all her clothes off."

"You're kidding me!" says the second IT guy.

"So I took her miniskirt off, and then I lifted her up and put her on my desk next to my new laptop."

"Really? You've got a new laptop?"

Oh, it gets worse, but I will let you see that for yourself. I am probably the only person that has information that Google rates right up there on topics from Exchange Clustering to Garlic Vodka. If you really want to see into my psyche, read about some of my dreams.

All I can say is, I hope you find some value here, at my other blog, at ClusterHelp.com, or on the clustering newsgroups.

6月5日

New Toys - Bigger and Better Scooters

As many of you know, I purchased two scooters for Christmas last year. I love them, and used them all the time until recently.
 
What happened recently? Well, I decided that bigger is better and decided to upgrade. 49cc just isn't enough to climb hills and maintain speed, so it meant a move to something bigger and faster. Although I didn't want to give up the 80+ MPG that I was getting, I needed more speed.
 
The first step was getting a motorcycle license. Anything over 50cc in Colorado requires a motorcycle license. So, off to class. Abate of Colorado offers the Motorcycle Safety Foundation curriculum which is recognized by the State of Colorado. If you pass the training class, they give you a little card that you can use to get the motorcyle endorsement on your driver's license. Four hours on Friday night, and all day (8am to 5pm) Saturday and Sunday riding the bikes, watching the videos and discussing motorcycle safety, and then completing the tests was all it took. It was a great class and I highly recommend it.
 
OK, step one completed. Next step, research and ride. I must have driven about ten or twelve different scooters (nope, no motorcycles, just scooters) and settled on the one that I wanted. The Suzuki Burgman is a fantastic ride. I am very glad that I got it. The picture on the left is of the Burgman.
 
On the same day, I also ordered the People 250 from Kymco. I love its bigger wheels and the windshield on it is pretty fantastic. It is supposed to get about 70 MPG.
 
 I have to say that it is a fantastic little scooter, too. OK, neither of them are little. They are both awesome machines capable of pretty high speeds. The Burgman is supposed to be able to hit about 110mph. I, personally, have only gone 70 mph on it and it was running extremely smoothly and not straining. At the same time, it gets  65 MPG.
6月4日

Lack of Common Sense

I often say in my classes that there is no such thing as common sense. Amazing as it sounds, it is true.
 
You can put a sticker on an iron that say, do not press against your face as it will cause searing pain and possibly permanent damage. Somebody, though, just has to test it out.
 
Anyways, on my recent trip to NYC, I was at the Denver ridding in an elevator. It was going up. We came to the next floor, and the doors opened. This lady was waiting for the elevator and she asked, "Is this one going up or down?" Before I could say a word, the guy next to me said, "Gee, is the big freaking blinking light not enough of a clue for you?" Before she could react, the door closed, without her getting on, and away we went.
 
The guy next to me said, "Sorry if I was rude, but that just annoys the hell out of me when people can't pull their heads out long enough to look around."
 
I laughed and said, "I was about to high-five you, but the door closed before I had a chance."

New York Weekend

What a good weekend. Despite the rain (which I managed to miss most of the time), it was a typical NYC weekend.
 
I flew from Denver to New York Thursday morning. I got in in time to go see a show. I met my business partner, Rodney R. Fournier in NYC and we went to see Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. It was a fantastic show. We had dinner at Sophia's before the show. IT is basically right across the street from the show. The food was fantastic, but the service was slow. I must recommend Dirty Rotten Scoundrels, though. The physical comedy was incredibly well done.
 
Friday, I slept in a bit, and then after taking care of some personal business, I met Rod at NetLAN to meet his Windows Server 2003 Clustering class and say hi to everyone at NetLAN. We love working with these guys.
 
From NetLAN, we went to the Carnegie Club to have a nice smoke. What a great place. The waitrons were very helpful, and the bartender was extremely knowledgable. We had a nice smoke and some drinks, then went to Red Eye Grill for some sushi. The lobster roll was good, but everything else was way over priced. Rod says that Ruby Foos is much better.
 
After an early dinner there, we went to see Sweeny Todd. I have to say that it was an extremely odd show. I liked it, for the most part, but it was a bit over the edge, and I am not sure if I would ever recommend it.
 
After the show, we went to Tonic and had their dinner special, which was a lobster dinner for $14,95. It was pretty good, and the bar there is a good place despite the smoking laws.
 
I managed to get a few hours of sleep and then head to the airport early Saturday morning. The flight back to Denver was uneventful.
4月10日

Joy of Traveling

I usually don't have any problems when traveling. I book my flights well in advance and get my seat assignments well in advance, too. I always make sure that I have my hotel all set and double check my rental car.
 
So, last week, I went to Minneapolis, MN to take some SharePoint Portal Server training from the master himself, Bill English. I consider Bill to be a good friend as well as a colleague in this business. He is one of the truely great guys out there.
 
Anyways, the flight there went great. No problems with the rental car nor the hotel. It was a pretty good trip. It was good, that is, until it was time to come back home.
 
I got to the airport and found that they gave my seat away and I had to go to the gate to get another seat assignment. This in itself pissed me off. I selected that seat and selected that flight just so I could get a good seat.
 
I got to the gate and asked for a seat assignment only to be told, "I am too busy right now, I will call you when I am ready. It will probably be right before boarding." There was only one person working the gate, so I can bet she was as busy as she could be just getting everything set up. I cut her some slack. However, 10 minutes later, she was just sitting there doing nothing, so I asked her again. This time she said, "Didn't I tell you to wait?" in a pretty pesky tone. I don't put up with this kind of crap so I said, "Perhaps you are just too busy to get it all done, so let's get a supervisor down here to help out. Would you like me to call the station manager?" I used to work as an Airline Liaison for the military for almost a year before I became a geek, so I have all of the key phone numbers for all of the key people in the industry still in my contacts list, and I keep in contact with most of them. She gave me a nasty look, so I said, "The last I heard so and so was the station manager here. Is he still the man? I have his home number right here." Two seconds later I had a seat assignment.
 
OK, so I have my seat assignment, and we all board the plane on time. After we all get settled in, we are told there are problems with one of the power converters and they are needing some time to replace it. After half an hour they say that the converter was replaced but now the co-pilot's computer is down and they need to replace some circuit boards. After another hour, they say that they still can't get it working so we are going to get another plane.
 
Off we go back into the terminal, we wait for the plane to be brought in, and then reboard. Halfway through boarding the pilot comes on the intercom and begs everyone to hurry up and get seated as if we don't button up the plane in 5 minutes then they will have bring in another crew. All holy hell breaks out as everyone scrambles for a seat except one guy that just stands next to his seat looking around like he thought he was supposed to be on another planet. Finally, then get him seated, and away we go.
 
All in all, it wasn't too bad. I still made it home, it just happened to be 5 hours later than scheduled.
2月18日

GS Motorworks

I just had to blog about these guys again. I got my scooters from GS Motorworks right before Christmas. They have caused several comments in recent months including:
  • Carla, one of the neighbors - "You suck. You get all of the cool stuff."
  • Brynne, my favorite neice - "You suck. You get all of the cool stuff."
  • Leonard, my brother - "Great, now Brynn is going to ask for one again. Last time I blew her off and she went away, but this time she is going to pester me for months."
  • Mom, my mother (yeah, for those of you that are slow...) - "Did you really need a scooter, don't you already have multiple cars?"
  • Rod, my business partner - "I want a picture of your fat butt on one."
Basically, I suck. However, only my Mom has refused a ride. Everyone else loves to ride them around the neighborhood.
 
Well, the other day, I was talking to Vince at GS Motorworks via email. I was basically whining about the weather here and that I haven't been able to ride my scooter very much. He says that he really can't do anything about the weather. However, he did recommend some good warm clothing. Damn it, they have helped with everything else scooter related. You would think they would do something about the weather for me!  Geez, whatever happened to customer service.
 
At work, it turns out there are a bunch of scooter enthusiasts. The topic came up when somebody used the joke, "Fat girls are like scooters, they are fun, but you don't want your friends to see you riding one." I told them I love my scooter and am not ashamed of it. This got a hall way conversation going with several people talking about their scooters and a few talking about how they are going to buy one this year to ride back and forth to work since they are moving the office closer to where most of us live. My boss told me that he is really thinking about it because his truck costs about $75 a week for gas and he could cut that down to $5 a week using a scooter and have some fun at the same time.
 
Anyways, there was a point to this blog that I lost a good bit back... oh yeah... The piglets (I jokingly called them hogs once and they were quickly christened "the piglets") have turned out to be great investments as far as the fun part goes. Since I heard that they are moving my work office to about 2 miles away from home, the piglets will turn out to be an even better investment as I will be able to let my cars sit for months on end in good weather. I am so happy, now if spring would just hurry up and get here.
2月11日

Emile II and CCI

Wow, it is happening (read on to see what is happening).
 
I raise puppies for Canine Companions for Independence. It is an addiction. I feel naked without a puppy by my side. Going in-dog-nito is stressful.
 
Anyways, yes, I have people tell me all the time that they could never do it,. They say that they could never give all of their love to a puppy for about 18 months and then give that puppy away. No, I am not some kind of freak because I do it. I hate giving up the puppy, too. You can't but help to fall in love with these dogs for many reasons, but you have to remember, these pups are not pets, they are the potential life line for many people that need assistance:
  • They are specially bred for temperment
  • They are required to go through training regimens
  • You are required to track their growth and track their training
  • You must follow many rules that you would never follow with a pet
  • You can take them to work (in most places) and work with them on lunch breaks and other break times
  • If all goes well, they will provide great help to somebody for many years

Anyways, my first puppy that I raised was Creole II (they reuse the names until one of them graduates the program). He was the best puppy that I have ever seen and to this day, fellow puppy raisers ask how he is because they loved him, too. Creole II was released after about 2/3 rds of his Advanced Training (that means he went through about 18 months with me, then 4 more months with a professional trainer that worked on specific skills and tested him thoroughly). When Creole decided that he had enough, I brought him back home to me and decided to keep him. I am glad that he is home. The main reason is that I love him so much. A second reason is that he developed a rare skill, all on his own, of being able to predict my seizures (which are rare) and to make sure that I am safe before they happen. This special skill has been a life saver for me. Creole II lives in my house, takes care of me, and is the official assistant puppy raiser in the house. He currently is a bit over 3 years and 4 months old.

 

My second puppy, Emile II, just completed his Advanced Training and is about to enter Team Training. This is a two week session where they will see if they can match him up with a person. If all goes well, Emile II will get his person, and will begin his life as a full-time service animal. Emile II was a fantastic puppy. People in my office would ask on a regular basis about him and what would happen if he didn't graduate. They all want him for their personal pet because he is such a great guy. Emile is now 2 years and a little over a month old.

My current puppy, Griffen II, has really just gotten started. He is now old enough 7 months) to go places without getting to excited, and he is fully house trained. Griffen II, unlike my first two puppies, is a stubborn pup. He doesn't cooperate. I am hoping his attitude changes soon (it is like he is a rebellious pre-teen). Puppies, like people, go through changes, too. I think Griffen is feeling a little pressure because of his famous sister, Gerda. Dean Koontz gave CCI half a million to name a dog after his wife to honor her. Gerda was in the same litter as Griffen, and for a bit, it looked like we might get her instead of him. I think Griffen knows the deal and that he is being compared to her every day. He isn't famous, though. Dean Koontz, by the way, owns Trixie Koontz. Trixie is a retired CCI graduate. Now, she works with Dean Koontz and helps him write.

 

So what is happening? Well Emile is happening. The puppy raisers for CCI are a fairly close group. We talk to each other via email lists and we meet at training sessions, and we meet when we turn in our puppies and get new ones. We all share our joys and pains with each other. Well, now, Emile is making me hold my breath waiting to see what happens these next two weeks, and my puppy raiser friends are doing their best to help me cope. Team Training is the end. He will match up with somebody or he won't. If he doesn't match up, they might hold him over for three more months and try again with another batch of people, or they might decide to let him go. Emile, I am sure, will find a person. OK, I am not sure, but I am pretty sure.

 

It sounds crazy, but now that I am on my third puppy, I can finally say with some conviction, it really is all about the pups. Yes, we raise them and teach them. However, when they go off to college (Advanced Training), they have to decide what kind of student they want to be. They have to decide what kind of life they want to live. They do decide. Emile II decided a long time ago that he wants to work. He loves working. He loves getting dressed, getting in the car, and spending time working every day. One way or another, he will be working. If he doesn't match up with a person, he will move on and become a speech therapy dog. He loves kids and he loves for them to read to him and talk to him. He never corrects them, and he always listens. So, Emile II will soon be on to his next stage in life.

 

I believe that Creole also decided his role fairly early. I think he decided that he wanted to be my best friend and to be there to help me when I need him. I think he worried about me so much that he asked to come home. OK, maybe that is a bit far fetched, but Creole never barked (maybe twice in his life) before going to AT, but he started barking all the time there.

 

Griffen? I am wondering about him. Is he just acting out as a pre-teen? Actually, many puppies do that. Maybe he has already made up his mind that he just wants to be a pet. We shall see in the next year or so what is in his future. Whatever it is, though, it is up to him.

 

I wonder what my fourth puppy will be like.

 

Update: Emile graduated and is now working in the UCLA IT department. I am so happy for him.